The only SkyBoss I know is God, and according to most sacred texts, He’d know better than to get caught in midtown traffic at rush hour.¬† Only saying.

He’s already seen 1, 5, and 7. But whatever you do, don’t show him 2 and 4.

Wasn’t that G-Lo.

Not unless the New York Philharmonic recently added a honking section.

The R-rated version of this joke involves that frathouse staple, the “Ookie Cookie.”