Make it rain, then.

The only SkyBoss I know is God, and according to most sacred texts, He’d know better than to get caught in midtown traffic at rush hour.  Only saying.

Because if you show Tim anything, it better be a prime number.

He’s already seen 1, 5, and 7. But whatever you do, don’t show him 2 and 4.

Don’t get our hopes up too high now.

Wasn’t that G-Lo.

The sound this car was making will not ever be described as “musica.”

Not unless the New York Philharmonic recently added a honking section.

If an ARMY OF DARKNESS reference is made in traffic and Bruce Campbell isn’t around to see it, is it still awesome?

Even one is too many, if you’re writing about ’em on your car.

Is that like a dingleberry?

Had to Google this to learn exactly how gross it is.

Way, WAY too much information.

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

The R-rated version of this joke involves that frathouse staple, the “Ookie Cookie.”